am i in love or am i horny
(Source: gllob, via disturbed-dreams)
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via lost-in-stere0)
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
(via hallelujahhh)
sleeping-with-the-horizon-at-six:
dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future:
I’m gonna cry omfg this is not ok
IT’S NOT FUCKING OKAY TO MESS WITH THE FEELINGS. GOING TO GO CRY IN A CORNER NOW.
Wow, That’s beautiful.
DON’T MAKE ME CRY ;’C
this broke my heart :cc
gonna cry omg :((((
this hurt like a bitch!
Here come the feels
Omg this made me cry :’(
I’m sorry I made you all cry aw
(via of-sleeping-with-veil)
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
The sound I maDE WAS NOT HUMAN
(via funneestuff)
| Blab: | Three secrets I'm keeping. |
|---|---|
| Mwah: | Three people I'd like to kiss. |
| Similar: | Three members of the same sex I find attractive. |
| Different: | Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive |
| Pastime: | Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered. |
| Doing: | Three habits that I have. |
| Psst: | Three things that I've always wanted to tell you. |
| Shh: | Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know |
| Dream: | Three wishes I have. |
| Want: | Three things I would do to you if we were alone. |
Go out of my way to stir someone up.
End up pissing off a completely different group of people.
That’s the taste of success right there!
This whole ‘starting to give a fuck’ thing is really not my scene. 0/10 would not recommend.
THIS MAN WON THE QUESTION
HE DID IT
(Source: grandtheft-autotune, via athoughtfulconstellation)
today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
(Source: drarna, via hotboyproblems)
for 12.99 i could give my idiot money to this company and they will send me a gigantic fucking gummy cola bottle to stuff in my dumb stupid mouth and the worst part is that i’m actually considering it
(Source: tinajimmysethamy, via mister-comedy)
hannah montana said nobody’s perfect yet here i am
(Source: pheobia, via officialswagmom)
there is nothing romantic about
- not knowing you’re beautiful
- loving someone until they learn to love themselves
please stop romanticizing low self esteem.
it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem
it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait.
GOD I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE SAID IT
(via yourfavouriteranger)
