teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

(via hotboyproblems)


Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me once, shame on me.

(Source: candylillyroseworld, via queenof-awkward)


Fool me twice…

Fool me twice…

(Source: zombiehunterdon, via queenof-awkward)

twerknugget:

rule #47837482130 of tumblr

if ur australian everyone automatically likes u 

(via hotboyproblems)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via qurl)

imjohnlocked:


playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

(Source: proud-atheist, via funneestuff)

Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

Worth more and harder to get your hands on (via childrenbegay)

(Source: for26verr, via jaydeurban)

adamtorresismyhomeboy:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

malikortreat:

for those of you still wondering, Neville forgot his robe

well i can cross that off my list of random questions that still bother me

(Source: voldermorte, via bigboyanal)

Anonymous said: what's a 'macca's run'?

spoon-party:

a macca’s run is a sacred ritual performed by all p-plate license holding kids in australia, its a trip to a mcdonalds restaurant at a late hour with one faithful mate to carry all the orders that only half your fucking useless friends have paid for and if you’re the only fucker sober at the party its your arse asking for 40 fucking oreo mcflurry’s at 1:30 in the morning 

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via covocal)

imperfectwriting:

norwegianblues:

THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).

So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.

Friendly reminder that it’s implied that he’s a Holocaust survivor.

(via bigboyanal)

cakeandrevolution:

Accurate depiction of fox news.

(Source: northgang, via athoughtfulconstellation)

sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

(via athoughtfulconstellation)

thenintendard:

Baby Pokemon and their Final Forms!

(Source: stinaskellington, via athoughtfulconstellation)