Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

Worth more and harder to get your hands on (via childrenbegay)

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adamtorresismyhomeboy:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

malikortreat:

for those of you still wondering, Neville forgot his robe

well i can cross that off my list of random questions that still bother me

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Anonymous said: what's a 'macca's run'?

spoon-party:

a macca’s run is a sacred ritual performed by all p-plate license holding kids in australia, its a trip to a mcdonalds restaurant at a late hour with one faithful mate to carry all the orders that only half your fucking useless friends have paid for and if you’re the only fucker sober at the party its your arse asking for 40 fucking oreo mcflurry’s at 1:30 in the morning 

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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imperfectwriting:

norwegianblues:

THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).

So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.

Friendly reminder that it’s implied that he’s a Holocaust survivor.

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cakeandrevolution:

Accurate depiction of fox news.

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sorcery-inthetardis:

bblackbirdd:

I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

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thenintendard:

Baby Pokemon and their Final Forms!

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Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured.

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

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Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they’re bored and step on you when they’re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.

You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.

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sevvey6:

derptasticotaku:

sevvey6:

derptasticotaku:

rebornica:

Video Game Consoles!

Please do not remove my credit/comment

I’d fuck all of these. I don’t care I would do It. I don’t care how it works because it will.

dONT FUCK THE GAME CONSOLES

I WILL FUCK THE GAME CONSOLES

nO

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